A Declaration of Intent

By the Sausage of Power

In a world where the forces of bland, uninspired decision making reign supreme, we, the Sausage of Power, stand tall against the winds of conformity. Our manifesto is a call to arms, a beacon of hope, and a promise to shake the very foundations of the status quo.

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The Sausage of Power

The Tenets of Our Movement

1. We shall not rest until the world is filled with the sweet, salty flavor of our sausages. 2. We shall not be silenced by the forces of boring, uninspired design. 3. We shall not be deterred by the threat of mediocrity.

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