8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and question the life choices that led you here.
9:00 AM - Breakfast: Mealtime
10:00 AM - Chaos Theory rehearsal: Practice your reaction time in case the world ends.
11:00 AM - Midday Mumble with the cat.
12:00 PM - Lunchtime for the faint of heart.
1:00 PM - Afternoon Nonsense with the neighbors.
2:00 PM - Postprandial Panic over the state of the world.
8:00 AM - Repeat the cycle of shame and regret.