Top 10 Most Likely Causes of Sudden Diver Disappearance

According to the Underwater Bloopers Institute, these are the top 10 most likely causes of sudden diver disappearance:

• 1. Getting too close to the school of angry jellyfish
• 2. Diver's attempt to communicate with dolphins using only interpretive dance
• 3. Diver's failure to properly tie their scuba tanks to the seafloor
• 4. Diving in areas with high levels of oceanic existential dread
• 5. Diver's tendency to overthink the meaning of 'left' and 'right' in navigation
• 6. Getting too curious about the giant squid's personal life story
• 7. Diver's inability to properly operate the snorkel while wearing oversized novelty sunglasses
• 8. Diver's attempt to hold their breath while trying to remember their scuba certification numbers
• 9. Diver's failure to recognize the difference between a school of fish and a school of thought
• 10. Diver's tendency to get lost in the infinite recursion of their own thought patterns

Stay tuned for more exciting Underwater Bloopers reports, and don't get too close to the school of angry jellyfish.

See also: Top Ten Most Likely Causes of Sudden Diver Disappearance (Part 2)