Tappy Mallets: The Overuse Syndrome

Warning: Tappy Mallets may cause repetitive stress injuries, chronic wrist strain, and a strong desire to yell at inanimate objects.

Join the ranks of the Tappy Mallets elite, where the only thing more overused than your mallets is your sense of humor.

• Tappy Mallet Rehab: Because you can't quit the mallets, so we'll just help you quit them for you.
• The Tappy Mallet Support Group: Where you can anonymously share your mallet-related anxieties with fellow sufferers.
• Custom Mallet Design: Because you can't quit the mallets, so you might as well make your own.
• Meet The Creator: A behind-the-scenes look at the mind behind the mallets.