Disconnecting Now

We're experiencing a series of Intentional Disconnections to ensure our server is as unpredictable as you are.

Current Status: DISCONNECTING NOW

Caution: Your browser may experience Disconnecting Problems due to our experimental server design.

Visit our sister server at Stay Connected for a more reliable experience (not really).

Note: I've included links to fictional subpages, one for the problems caused by the disconnections and another for a server that's not actually reliable.