FAQ

Welcome to SheMakesLunarLampPosts' FAQ, where we answer all the questions you never thought you'd ask.

Q: Why do aliens get home sick?

A: Because SheMakesLunarLampPosts' lamps are out of this world. Learn more about the cosmic craftsmanship behind our lamp posts.

Q: Can I get a lamp post for my spaceship's interior?

A: We don't recommend it. Our lamp posts are designed for terrestrial use. But hey, we can try to help you MacGyver something. Inquire about custom orders and we'll try to make it work.

Q: Can I use SheMakesLunarLampPosts' lamp posts as a makeshift spaceship landing strip?

A: No. No. No. Just no. Read why not and don't try it at home.

Q: Can I get a refund if I don't like the lamp post's aesthetic?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. Read the fine print before you buy, or don't buy at all.