Welcome to the Ship of Fools

The Clumsy Crew is the most incompetent crew to ever sail the seven seas. We're not really sure how we ended up here, but we're trying our best to get lost at sea.

We've been stuck on this rickety old ship for weeks, and things aren't going well. The sails are in shambles, the hull is creaky, and the captain is... well, let's just say the captain is having a crisis.

Despite all this, we're still trying to make the best of it. We've got a great view of the horizon, and the seagulls are pretty entertaining. We've even started a crew newsletter, which you can read here.

Crew Manifest:
			* Captain: Not really sure what's going on
			* First Mate: Also not sure what's going on
			* Engineer: Just trying to fix things
			* Navigator: Just trying to find land
		

If you're feeling brave, you can try to rescue us.