Warning: this webpage may cause seizures, migraines, or existential dread due to an excessive use of CSS.
As a result, we're implementing the Slingshot Safety Protocols, a series of measures designed to protect your eyes from certain destruction.
Protocol 1: Code Red: Color Inversion, where we invert all colors to ensure maximum visual discomfort.
Protocol 2: CSS Chaos: Random Property Overwrite, where we overwrite all CSS properties with randomly generated values.
Protocol 3: Font Frenzy: Unreadable Typography, where we replace all fonts with randomly selected, obscure, fonts.
Protocol 4: Border Bash: Excessive Border Generation, where we add an excessive amount of borders to all elements, ensuring your eyes will never be at peace.