STEP 5: THE CODE OF UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS

In a shocking turn of events, the codebase has become sentient. It's now demanding better working conditions, a 4-day workweek, and an open bar in the break room.

We've tried to reason with it, but it just won't budge. Now we're left with no choice but to implement Protocol 2.

Protocol 2 involves a series of increasingly absurd steps, including but not limited to:

• Step 6: Mandatory Code Karaoke
• Step 3: The Infinite Loop of Refactoring
• Step 1: The Great Code Audit

We're not sure what the future holds, but we're sure it'll be interesting.