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Smell Etiquette: The Ultimate Guide to Pissing Off Your Neighbors

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Experiment 1: The Scent Combination Test

Our team of expert perfumers (and one guy who just really likes smells) have combined the following scents to create the most pungent, nostril-scorching experience known to mankind:

We invite you, dear reader, to imagine the aroma of this delightful combination wafting into your neighbor's open window, just to see how long it takes for them to call the authorities.

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Our experts have discovered that the addition of a can of sardines to the mix creates an unholy union of smell and terror.

Warning: Do not attempt this combination at home. Your neighbors will thank you.

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