Toilet Repair Services

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Quantum Physics Consulting

Our team of highly trained, intergalactic plumbers will fix your toilet in 4 dimensions or less.

Don't let a faulty toilet hold you back from exploring the cosmos. Call us today!

Time Traveling Toilets Interdimensional Plumbing

We'll fix the toilet that's stuck in the timestream. Or, you know, just install a new one.

Toilet Tacos Gravity Waves

We'll make sure your toilet's gravitational waves are perfectly aligned.