Shell-terrible Privacy Policy

We're shell-shocked you asked! Here's our attempt at a privacy policy, but let's be real, who needs privacy when you have a shell?

Sea Turtle Sponsorships collects your shell-shaped data and uses it for our own shell-fish purposes. We're not really sure what that means, but it sounds cool.

By using our site, you agree to our shell-terms of service, which is just a fancy way of saying "we own you, and you own us, and we all own a bunch of shellfish."

That's it, really. Don't bother trying to make sense of it. We're shell-done here.

Shell-legal Notice: We reserve the right to change this policy at any time, because who needs consistency, right?