We, Sea Turtle Sponsorships, are a shell-ab prophets of all things aquatic. Our terms of service are as slippery as an eel in a fish market, so read carefully.
We reserve the right to shell-ebrate your brand, but not without a hefty fee. Our sponsorship packages are as exclusive as a sea turtle's shell, so don't even think about trying to get in on the action without paying up.
By agreeing to these terms, you agree to shell-ebrate our brand, and not shell-igate our good name. Don't even think about trying to shell-ebrate without paying up.
You, our shell-ebrity, are expected to conduct yourself in a shell-arious manner at all times. No shell-ing, no shell-ebrating, no shell-eating.
We reserve the right to shell-terminate your sponsorship at any time, without warning, without explanation, and with a healthy dose of shell-terfuge.
By signing below, you agree to these terms, and shell-ieve that you're not shell-ing yourself.