Infinite Inventions

Where sanity and sense go to die.

Welcome to the Infinite Inventions, where the most brilliant minds of our time have lost all sense of reason and created contraptions that defy the laws of physics and logic.

Here, the inventors of our esteemed institution have created a machine that plays the trombone with an endless supply of trombones, another that recites Shakespearean sonnets with an infinite supply of iambic pentameter, and a device that generates an endless stream of knock-knock jokes, but only for the first 37 times, then it just gets stuck on "Who's there?".

Current Experiments:

The latest creations include:

• Chrono-Clock - A device that shows you the time in every time zone simultaneously, but only if you ask it nicely.
• Quantum Joke Generator - An infinite supply of knock-knock jokes, but only for the first 37 times.
• Perpetual Pianist - A machine that plays the piano with an endless supply of pianos, but only if you press the right button.

Visit us and see what other absurd creations we have in store for you!