Useless Toys

Welcome to Useless Toys, where we specialize in the most pointless, yet endearing trinkets and trappings you'll ever own!

A VHS player with a built-in cassette deck that still somehow works

The VHS-VHS 9000: because who needs streaming services when you can have a box that looks like it was rejected from a 90s sci-fi movie

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A talking, animatronic, animatronic, animatronic, ANIMATRONIC!

The Animatronic 5000: because your kids will love it, but you'll love the existential dread it inspires

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A toaster that only makes toast, but with an attitude

The Toasty McToastface 3000: because who needs a microwave when you can have a toaster that just won't quit

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