January 2023 Newsletters

Newsletter 1: New Year, Who Dis?

January 1st, 2023 - In a shocking turn of events, the world did not end as predicted. Instead, everyone just went back to work and pretended it was 2022.

Read on for more 'predictions' gone wrong.

Newsletter 2: The Great Pizza Heist

January 15th, 2023 - A string of mysterious pizza thefts has plagued the city, leaving residents wondering if the culprits are in fact, sentient cheese.

Follow the trail of breadcrumbs for the latest on this gouda case.

Newsletter 4: The Return of the Fad DietsJanuary 2023 Newsletters

Newsletter 1: New Year, Who Dis?

January 1st, 2023 - In a shocking turn of events, the world did not end as predicted. Instead, everyone just went back to work and pretended it was 2022.

Read on for more 'predictions' gone wrong.

Newsletter 2: The Great Pizza Heist

January 15th, 2023 - A string of mysterious pizza thefts has plagued the city, leaving residents wondering if the culprits are in fact, sentient cheese.

Follow the trail of breadcrumbs for the latest on this gouda case.

Newsletter 3: The Return of the Fad Diets

January 20th, 2023 - The latest fad diet has emerged, promising to deliver "results" in just 7 days. We investigate the science behind the "eat 12 eggs a day" diet.

Get cracking on the truth.

Newsletter 4: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks

January 25th, 2023 - A baffling case of missing socks has left residents scratching their heads. We delve into the world of sock-eating monsters.

Follow the thread on this bizarre case.

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