Weekly Blerg Wit, Issue 12
Dear subscribers, welcome to this week's special edition of Weekly Blerg Wit, where I pretend to have interesting things to say, but probably just end up complaining about the weather.
Here's the latest in news from the world of Blerg: the Blergian government has announced a new policy to increase the minimum wage by 0.01%.
Also, our favorite Blergian celebrity, Blergina Sparkles, has announced her retirement from the entertainment industry. We're not sure why, but rumor has it she's tired of being asked to wear the same outfit 12 times a week.
Read last week's newsletter for more exciting Blerg news