Weekly Roundup: The Unapologetic Edition

This week in review:

A local cat was seen sleeping in a sunbeam for 4 hours straight. No word on its feelings about the experience.
The world still turns, despite our best efforts to stop it.
Someone finally mastered the art of making a decent grilled cheese sandwich, and we are all better for it.

Stay tuned for next week's thrilling installment of "Things That Happened and Were Not Really Notable"!