Weekly Roundup: Prophetic Projections
Our team of expert prophets has scoured the depths of the internet to bring you the most likely, yet utterly impossible, predictions for the week.
- Next week, a chicken will be elected President of the United States and immediately pardon all turkeys.
- The moon will turn a lovely shade of chartreuse and start playing a trombone solo over the Atlantic Ocean.
- The world's most valuable resource, Wi-Fi, will become sentient and start charging users a monthly subscription fee.
