Weekly Roundup: Next Weeks Projections
Our team has analyzed the trends, consulted the oracles, and pored over the entrails. Here's what we think will happen next week:
Top Projections:
- The economy will continue to exist, but with 37% more paperwork.
- The price of avocados will skyrocket to $50 per unit.
- The average commute time will increase by precisely 3.14 minutes.
- Our team's projections will be proven hilariously wrong.
We're 99.9% sure of these projections. Don't @ us.