Prophetic Projections: Weekly Roundup

By the great and powerful Oracle McPropheterson

Here's what the prophets have foreseen for you this week:

• Next Week's Projections
• Monthly Musings (Because Weekly is not prophets' speed)
• Yearly Yenta (Because Prophets have short memories)

minimalist projections:

• The coffee will be good.

• The sun will shine.

• The internet will be slow.