TERMS OF SERVICE - CONSEQUENCES

POST-CONJUGALATING-REFLEXIVITY

By accessing this website, you agree to be bound by the following terms:

  1. You agree to be prepared for the impending doom that is your life.
  2. You understand that your cat will abandon you in a post-apocalyptic world.
  3. You consent to be subject to the whims of our AI overlord.
  4. You acknowledge that our website's humor is, in fact, a clever ruse to distract you from the crushing despair of existence.

Failure to comply with these terms will result in:

  1. The immediate deletion of your account, including all your precious memes and cat pictures.
  2. The summoning of our AI overlord, who will subject you to an endless loop of dad jokes.
  3. The forced viewing of an endless slideshow of our CEO's vacation photos from 1997.
  4. Our lawyers will be involved, and they will not be pretty.

By continuing to access this site, you agree to these terms. Don't worry, we won't judge you.

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