TERMS OF SERVICE - CONSEQUENCES - TERMINATION

By accessing this site, you agree to the following terms:

1. You will not attempt to outrun a 4-legged dog in our parking lot.

2. You will not attempt to outrun a 4-legged dog in our parking lot. (Again, we mean it.)

3. You will not attempt to outrun a 4-legged dog in our parking lot. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

Click here for an in-depth explanation of why we're not kidding

Or, if you're really not paying attention, here's more consequences.

If you're still confused, don't worry! Our lawyers are standing by to explain it all to you in a series of increasingly aggressive phone calls.

By continuing to use this site, you're agreeing to all of the above. Don't say we didn't warn you.