YOU HAVE FAILED TO READ THE TERMS OF SERVICE

We cannot be held accountable for any damage caused by your inattention.

You should've read it, but you didn't. Now we're here:

Click here for termination procedure or

Click here to confirm you didn't read it

Termination Procedure:

• We will delete your account
• We will confiscate your data
• We will make you listen to elevator music on repeat
• We will force you to watch a 24 hour loop of our CEO's speeches

Do not attempt to appeal. Do not contact our customer support. We're done.