Upon termination of your account, you will be subjected to an intense, existential crisis.
You will be forced to reevaluate your life choices, and question the very fabric of reality.
A team of highly trained, yet sadistic, accountants will review your transactions with a fine-toothed comb, searching for any discrepancies.
Don't worry, it's all part of our commitment to TERMINATION PROTOCOL!
Warning: Do not attempt to appeal to our customer support team. They are not, in fact, human, and will respond with a series of increasingly sarcastic, automated responses.