TERMS OF SERVICE

By using our site, you agree to the following:

• You have to be willing to accept our completely reasonable and totally-not-at-all-ridiculous demands.
• You will not use our site to launch a surprise attack on the moon, no matter how many cat videos you've seen.
• You will not attempt to use our site as a makeshift portal to the afterlife.

Failure to comply will result in:

1. Your account being locked, and you being forced to watch an infinite loop of our company's annual holiday party videos.
2. Being forced to listen to an endless loop of our CEO's rendition of 'I Will Survive'.
3. Having your cat forced to listen to elevator music on repeat.

By proceeding, you agree to all of the above.