TERMS OF SERVICE 3: THE DECLINATION

Article 1: You're on Your Own

We, the undersigned, hereby declare that you are completely on your own.

You will not be provided with a safety net, a net, or any other type of net.

You are responsible for your own actions, and your own actions only.

We will not be responsible for your poor decision-making.

You are expected to follow the laws of your country of operation, but we're not really sure what those are.

We're not really sure what we're doing, either.

Article 2: The Fine Print

By accessing this site, you agree to the following:

1. We reserve the right to change our minds.
2. We reserve the right to make things up as we go along.
3. We are not liable for your emotional well-being.

Article 3: The Fine Print (continued)

In the event of a dispute, we will:

1. Make up some arbitrary rules.
2. Change the rules mid-game.
3. Declare victory and walk away.

Click here for the fine print, part 4

Or just don't.