We, the undersigned, agree to not do anything actually useful or constructive with this website.
We will instead waste hours upon hours on frivolous nonsense, because that sounds like fun. Our lawyers have told us it's a great business model.
We reserve the right to add arbitrary rules, change them at random, and claim it's for "creative purposes". Don't @ us.
We will do whatever we want, whenever we want, because we're right. Don't even get us started on the merits of our opinions.
We will make our website as slow as possible. Like, really slow. You'll be like "Wait, is this loading or did I just get disconnected?" slow. Good times ahead!
We will not provide any actual support, but we'll be happy to tell you what we think is wrong with your problem.
That is, unless you're a paying customer. Then you're on your own.
Happy clicking, suckers!
Our lawyers have told us we have to include this:
This website uses cookies. Like, actual cookies. We're talking chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, snickerdoodle. You know, the kind that will give you a stomachache.
Don't @ us.