Pixelated Panic Attack Syndrome (PPAS)

PPAS is a condition affecting individuals who excessively worry about pixelation in their digital lives. Symptoms include:

• Excessive scrolling through 4K resolution screens
• Moderate to severe anxiety when encountering low-res graphics
• Recurring nightmares about JPEG artifacts
• Insistent desire for 8-bit retro gaming consoles

Causes:

• Unrealistic expectations of pixel perfection
• Unfounded fears of pixelation-induced eye strain
• Exposure to too many poorly designed websites

Diagnosis:

• Self-diagnosis: Simply ask yourself, "Am I experiencing pixelated distress?"
• Medical diagnosis: Consult a specialist, preferably one with a strong background in pixel art

Remedies:

• Meditation with pixelated imagery
• Pixelling (a new form of therapy)
• Pixelated support groups (where you can vent about your pixelation woes)

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