**REBOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED**

Due to unforeseen software malfunctions, a system-wide reboot is required. Please stand by for 5-10 minutes while our servers reinitialize.

During this time, you may experience:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Spontaneous reformatting of local storage
• Uncontrollable outbursts of 80s rock music

**PHASE 1: SYSTEMIC RESET** **PHASE 2: MEMORY CLEARANCE**