Now that we've identified the source of your computer's existential dread, it's time to bring in the big guns. Our team of highly trained, exorcists will perform a ritual dance to dispel the malevolent spirits that have taken up residence on your hard drive.
- Exorcist in Residence: Balthazar McSnively
- Ritual Dance: The Chicken Wiggle
- Required Attire: Comfortable, flame-resistant clothing and a pair of noise-cancelling headphones