This manual is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use the information contained herein to diagnose or treat any real-world trauma. We are not licensed mental health professionals. Or professionals. At all. Disclaimer Span Thing
Please note that the Teleportation Machine has not been tested for safety on sentient beings, so don't try it out on your aunt Edna. Safety Precautions
However, if you're feeling overwhelmed, we have some fun activities to help you cope: Fun Stuff
Pre-Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a totally normal and totally-not-a-real-thing condition where you've just had the most intense, mind-blowing, and life-altering experience with the Teleportation Machine. About the Condition
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