Warning: The following content is not suitable for those who have recently been teleported.
Are you experiencing a case of pre-post-traumatic stress disorder after being teleported? Don't worry, it's normal! In fact, it's so normal that we've compiled a list of fun stuff to help you cope.
1. Play with dogs: It's scientifically proven that playing with dogs reduces stress levels by 99.9%.
2. Watch cat videos: They're like dog videos, but with more judgmental faces.
3. Eat cheesecake: It's like a hug in a pan. Or a slice in the face. Either way, it's a good thing.
4. Call mum: She's got this.
5. Have a blast: Literally. We've arranged for a surprise delivery of fireworks to your nearest rooftop. Don't worry, they're not as scary as they look.
Remember, if all else fails, just call the doctor. Or in this case, call the Teleportation Machine repairman. He's got a good sense of humor.
Stay safe, friends!