Side Effects of Permanently Altered Personality

Warning: the following information is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to alter your personality permanently. Or do. We won't judge.

Uncontrollable giggling fits
Spontaneous outbursts of song and dance
Inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy (see: talking to your cat, who is actually a tree)
Unpredictable mood swings (from euphoric to existential dread in 0.5 seconds)
Increased risk of becoming a stand-up comedian
Unstable relationships (your cat will start to talk back, but only to make fun of you)
May cause spontaneous combustion (just kidding, or are we?)
Loss of all social skills (except for the ability to make a really good "I'm a little tea pot" joke)

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