Don't Be a Temporal Menace!
Before attempting to time travel, make sure to read our Time-Space Odyssey Guide for tips on avoiding paradoxes and preventing the destruction of the timestream.
Also, be aware of the Spoon Heist of 2027, where a rogue time traveler attempted to steal the world's supply of spoons, causing a temporal anomaly that still haunts us today.
And don't even get us started on the Time Traveling Dogs of the 50s, those canine agents of chaos and destruction.