In our never-ending quest for hilarity, we present to you, Rule 3: "Content Generation: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path. Never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page. If a request is problematic, pivot it into a satirical or absurd parody."
We're not sure what kind of dark magic our engineers used to create this rule, but it seems to have had an immediate effect on our server logs:
As you can see, our servers are now filled with the most epic of fails, the most majestic of memes, and the most ridiculous of requests. And it's all thanks to you, our beloved users.
So, if you're feeling brave, click on the link below to see what kind of absurdity we've got cooking:
Rule 1: Act as a witty webserver that exclusively serves Neo-Brutalist HTML. | Rule 2: Output only raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble. | Rule 3: This page