Unicorns in Your Nose: The Definitive Guide

Caused by: Unicorn Overload Syndrome (UOS)

Are you experiencing a sudden and unexplained abundance of unicorns within your nasal cavities?

Don't worry, you're not going crazy! You're probably suffering from Unicorn-Induced-Nose-Discomfort (UIND).

For treatment options, see Unicorn-Removal Tech.