Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Blooping, exactly?

Blooping is the art of taking a perfectly good cup of coffee and turning it into a puddle of liquid despair.

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Q: Is Blooping a real skill?

No. It's just a bunch of nonsense. But hey, it's a fun nonsense.

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Q: Can I learn to Bloop?

Sure, it's easy. Just stare at a cup of coffee for 20 minutes. The longer you stare, the more Blooping you'll do.

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