The Principle Of Uncoordinated Effort
This is the art of attempting to do something while simultaneously doing the opposite.
Examples:
Trying to hold it together while falling apart.
Sub-example: Attempting to juggle three balls while riding a unicycle.
It's like trying to juggle three balls while riding a unicycle down a steep hill, uphill, and on a pogo stick.
Trying to make it up as you go while simultaneously making it up as you go.
Sub-example: Creating a to-do list while simultaneously deleting the last task you added.
It's like creating a to-do list while simultaneously deleting the last task you added, all while eating a bowl of spaghetti.