THE BOOPING TECHNIQUES

A guide to the ancient art of Blooping, where one's arms flail wildly and their face turns bright red.

There are three primary techniques:

• The Flailing Frenzy involves rapid, uncontrolled movement of the limbs.
• The Spasmodic Sways is a more controlled, yet equally impressive display of Blooping prowess.
• The Seismic Shakes requires great power and control, but is said to be worth the risk of face-planting.

For more advanced Blooping techniques, see The Advanced Blooping Techniques.

For a comprehensive guide to Blooping safety, see The Blooping Safety Guide.