Project: Sea Squirting 2.0

Our Research

We're not just studying the ocean, we're squirting it. Yes, you read that right. Our team of expert marine scientists has developed a machine that can squirt water at high speeds, creating massive waves and unprecedented oceanic opportunities for research and recreation.

Current Goals:

• Breaking the world record for highest recorded wave
• Developing new methods for oceanic squid-based transportation
• Proving that squirting water is, in fact, the answer to world peace

Learn more about our squirting theories Explore the practical uses of sea squirting