Why Bother?
It's not just about the science, folks. It's about the art. The art of throwing shades at a fridge that's been holding on for far too long.
Methods of Attack
Why Not to Bother
Don't bother, really. It's just a fridge. It's not like it's going to magically clean itself or anything.
But Seriously
If you must know, the fridge is a metaphor for the societal pressures of modern life. The expectations, the stress, the moldy leftovers... it's all just a reflection of our collective psyche.