Throwing Shades at the Fridge: Classic Variants

For when you're feeling extra salty

Here are some tried-and-true methods for throwing shades at the fridge:

1. The Classic "I'm Starving!"

• Stand in front of the fridge with a scowl on your face
• Make a series of disapproving noises while staring at the empty shelves
• Repeat "I'm STARVING!" until someone gets the hint

2. The "I've Got Nothing Better to Do" Method

• Stand in front of the fridge, arms crossed, looking as unimpressed as possible
• Make a series of nonchalant sighs while tapping your foot
• Whisper "What's the point of even having a fridge if we're just going to waste all this food?" under your breath

3. The "I've Got a Meeting/Date/Other Important Engagement!"

• Stand in front of the fridge, checking your watch
• Explain to anyone within earshot that you simply cannot afford to wait 10 more minutes for a snack
• Make a hasty exit, leaving the fridge (and its contents) to its own devices