You've found the infamous "Threat Level: Pizza Sauce" subpage! Here, we document the daring attempts to throw SHADES.AT.THE.FRIDGE.
We're talking, of course, about the art of hurling insults at the poor, defenseless frozen pizza sauce.
Learn more about throwing shades at the dough And discover the secrets of the cheesy underworld But don't even get us started on the veggies...