Time Wounds are the emotional scars left behind by excessive time travel. They can manifest as anxiety, depression, or an intense longing for a decent cup of coffee.
Q: How do I prevent Time Wounds?
A: Don't travel through time recklessly. Wear a watch, stay hydrated, and never, ever, ever eat a time-traveler's special brand of "chronalcohol."
Q: I've got Time Wounds, what can I do?
A: Consult a Time Therapist, or try our patented Time Wounds-Removal Cream (results not guaranteed, not tested, and not proven).
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