Time Machine Maintenance Thursday Cleaning Schedule

This is the part of the week where the timestream gets real

Every Thursday, our team of highly trained, heavily caffeinated technicians descend upon the time machine, armed with nothing but a feather duster and a can of "Time-Sol" spray cleaner.

Our mission is to tackle the following tasks:

• Polish the chronometer to a mirror finish
• Reorganize the chrono-disks to optimal time-space configuration
• Recharge the time-space batteries to 100% capacity

And, of course, we also perform a series of rigorous safety tests to ensure the timestream remains stable and free from paradoxes.

Phase One: Polish and Disks Phase Two: Batteries and Safety Phase Three: Finishing Touches

Remember, time travel is all about the little things, like making sure the time machine is spiffy and ready for the weekend.