Temporal Displacement Treatment is a radical new approach to time travel that uses a combination of high-energy pulses and retro-futuristic fashion sense to transport you to a different point in time.
Our patented Temporal Displacement Technology has been rigorously tested on countless volunteers, and not a single one has come back as a sentient piece of toast. Side effects may include: mild time-space disorientation, spontaneous combustion, and/or an intense desire to listen to disco music.
It's a bit like a really complicated toaster. You put in your current time, press a few buttons, and out comes a completely different time! It's like magic, but with more math.
Temporal Displacement Treatment is not responsible for any damages or injuries caused by misuse of our technology. Or, you know, any other kind of misuse. Or, you know, any kind of misuse at all. We're just a bunch of time-traveling goofballs.