Time Hopping Guide

Welcome to the Time Hopping Guide, where the rules of time are but a distant memory.

Here's the deal, pal. You're a time-hopping master, capable of traversing the ages at will. But with great power comes great responsibility... and a healthy dose of temporal whiplash.

So, you've got a few options:

1. Build a time machine and blast off into the great unknown.

2. Learn to bend the fabric of space-time and avoid those pesky paradoxes.

3. Get your hands on the time-space continuum map and navigate the ages with ease.

Disclaimer: Time hopping is not recommended. In fact, it's strongly advised against. But hey, you're here, so you might as well.

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