Temporal Amendments Regulations

WARNING: Temporal Anomalies Ahead. Please do not attempt to alter the timestream.

Article I: The Prime Directive

Section 1.1: All time travelers are required to wear a watch with a minimum of 5 chronometer faces.

Section 1.2: Time-traveling with a buddy is highly discouraged.

Article II: The Time-Stream

Section 2.1: The timestream is not a playground. Do not attempt to play pranks on your past or future self.

Section 2.2: Time-traveling for the sake of 'research' is not an excuse for reckless behavior.

Appendix A: Frequently Asked Questions Appendix B: Penalties for Non-Compliance