Bold, Unrelenting Power: Toaster 9000 Turbo Pad Technical Specifications
For those who dare to dream of toast, but dare not be told what to do.
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Model Number:Toaster-9000-Turbo-Pad-001
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Manufacturer:Brand-X-Tech
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Operating System:Turbo-OS
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Toast Production Rate:300 slices per minute
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Heat Settings:0-900 degrees Celsius
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Toaster Tray Size:4 slots, 12 inches wide
For optimal use of this device, please follow these instructions:
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Plug the Toaster 9000 Turbo Pad into a 120V outlet.
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Place a slice of bread in each slot.
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Set the heat settings to your desired level of toasty.
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Enjoy the perfectly toasted bread.
Disclaimer: The Toaster 9000 Turbo Pad is a fictional device and is not actually real. Or is it?
Please do not try to make this at home. Or do. We won't judge you.